The Swingline Tee

This relaxed garment-dyed tee carries a dry, absurd sense of humor that lands like a wink from someone who’s been awake too long. The heavyweight cotton hangs loose and comfortable, the fabric softened by the post-construction dye for a lived-in feel. On the front, a vintage-red stapler illustration sits low and casual; on the back, a startled office character and the line “I could set the building on fire” turn small-town office angst into a private joke. Wear it to lighten long shifts, to spark sideways grins in meetings, or to anchor a laid-back outfit when you want your humor subtle but undeniable. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk and durable - Garment-dyed for a soft, worn-in color and texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit - Double-needle stitched seams and tubular construction (no side seams) - Available S–4XL; sewn-in label; 58 color options Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean