Take your video calls to the next level!
The Problem:
Employees waste roughly 6 hours per week in unproductive meetings, with estimates showing that up to 47% of meeting time is considered wasted, costing U.S. businesses over $35 billion annually. On average, workers spend about 31 hours per month in meetings that do not add value, leading to lowered productivity and increased employee burnout.
Spend More to Pay Less™
After years of research, we’ve identified the real problem in modern business: Meetings don’t cost enough.
Introducing Meetings++, the premium meeting experience upgrade.
Features include:
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Real-time meeting cost tracker displayed on screen
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Escalating burn-rate alerts
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A democratic “End This Meeting” button (activates at 50%)
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AI detection of phrases like “let’s circle back”
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Automatic calendar extension when “one quick thing” is detected
But that’s not all.
Meetings++ is a subscription.
And like all great enterprise software…
It’s impossible to cancel.
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No visible cancellation button
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Requires 7 approvals
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Only available between 2:00–2:07am on alternating Tuesdays
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Support ticket auto-closes if you use the word “cancel”
Once you’re in, you’re in, because productivity is forever.
Launching April 1st, 2027. Get on the wait list today!
Meetings++: The future of time consumption.
Meetings++ Functions
Real Time Meeting Costs
Meetings++ automatically tracks the cost of the meeting based on the salaries of the attendees.
Buzzword Killer
Permanently mutes any attendee that says more than 3 Buzzwords on the no-fly list in less than 5 minutes.
Big Red Button
If more than 50% of the meeting attendees click the button, the meeting is ended instantly (no matter what is going on)
Meeting Prevention
For enterprise tier, M++ will automatically cancel scheduled meetings where less than 50% of invitees have confirmed.
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