"SuiteAnswers Lied to Me Again!" Salty Dave Tee

This strong, midweight tee carries a bite of humor and a lived-in, comfy feel. The shirt’s front art shows a furious, wide-eyed character hunched over a laptop with the headline “SUITEANSWERS LIED TO ME AGAIN!” — a small, sarcastic shout for anyone who’s ever wrestled with booking sites, customer support, or tech that promised more than it delivered. The fabric has a slightly textured appearance (natural flecks in the unprocessed color) and a relaxed classic cut that sits easily for long days of travel, troubleshooting, or weekend hangs. Built with tubular knit construction and a reinforced rib collar, it keeps its shape while remaining breathable. Printed using crisp DTF and DTG methods, the graphics feel bold without being stiff. Wear it when you want to laugh off another booking mishap, start a conversation with fellow road warriors, or just relax in something durable and honest.

Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton body (solid colors) with a comfortable classic fit and crew neckline
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat